in the catholic ghetto, born and raised
at the playground is where I bullied most of the gays
relaxin chillaxin communion all cool
oppressing some minorities outside the school
when a couple of gays believed that they could
believed they could get married in my neighborhood
I said that they can’t and the world got mad
I told them i’d be the best president they’d ever had
I called up my Mormons and when they came near
Told them all about how to oppress every queer
Driving down to DC with a confident air
To become the White House’s next multi-millionaire
Quixotic Geography Jokes!
Preferred response to prolonged whinging.
Simple yet elegant. I do love you, though, lettuce.