do-fish-have-fingers: lady-tyrell: enjolux: theplaceinsidetheblizzard: elgin-marbles: coleytangerina: Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins:  Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity! Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates. I screwed the barmaid. Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here. I screwed a lot of girls here. Sollemnes, you screw well! Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog. Nice to see nothing has changed. There is a website with all of the graffiti I love this. I am laughing so hard someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all THIS IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS.  HISTORICAL HUMOR. IS THE BEST HUMOR. 
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do-fish-have-fingers:

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

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There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

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someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

THIS IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS. 

HISTORICAL HUMOR. IS THE BEST HUMOR. 

(via seaghostsoaring)

Source: creepyabandonedplaces

  • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

Source: espeonchan